http://waddiwasiwitch.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] waddiwasiwitch.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] su_herald2016-09-11 12:23 am

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter (Saturday September 10th)

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Because I think what we have here is a couple of chuckle-heads who thought that a cafeteria fist fight would impress. I'm not impressed. Buffy, are you impressed? (Buffy purses her lips and shakes her head disapprovingly) Still, I'm gonna cut you guys some slack this time. (makes a gesture toward the door with his thumb; the kids leave; to Buffy) Third fight this week, and it's just getting worse. (closes window blinds, walks to the front of Buffy's desk) Plus, a rise in vandalism. Three students missing. Tell me something, Buffy, in your professional opinion— (listens to the kids rough-housing in the hallway outside) it's started, hasn't it? (closes another set of window blinds)
BUFFY: The hellmouth has begun its semi-annual percolation. Usually, it blows around May.
PRINCIPAL WOOD: Was it like this before? I mean, it just seems to me as if things are getting bad faster than we thought.
BUFFY: We're a little ahead of schedule.
PRINCIPAL WOOD: I can't say I'm too surprised. I knew I signed on for something, but, Buffy, I'm just a guy. Granted, a cool and sexy vampire-fighting guy, but still.
~~Get It Done~~

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