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froxyn ([personal profile] froxyn) wrote in [community profile] su_herald2011-12-18 10:11 pm
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Saturday 17 December 2011

Buffy: I killed a vampire here on Wednesday. Why are they hanging out at the park?
Giles: Well, they're...scattered, you know. Now their leaders are gone, with any luck dead. In times of crisis they usually return to the easiest feeding grounds.
Buffy: Vampires are creeps.
Giles: Yes, that's why one slays them.
Buffy: I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini pizzas, and everyone's like, 'I like your mini pizzas,' but I'm telling you, I am...
Giles: Uh, uh, Buffy! I-I believe the...subtext here is, is, rapidly becoming, uh, uh, text. Are you sure there's nothing you want to share?
Buffy: No. Forget it. Think there'll be any more? I-I can wait.

~~Ted~~

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