2018-05-21

rahirah: (su_editor)
[personal profile] rahirah2018-05-21 09:34 pm

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Sunday, May 20 - Monday, May 21

XANDER: So you just went home?
BUFFY: What was I supposed to do? Say to Owen, 'Sorry I was late, I was sitting in a cemetery with the librarian waiting for a vampire to rise so I could prevent an evil prophecy from coming to pass?'
XANDER: Or flat tire?
BUFFY: I can't take this anymore. I feel like everyone is staring at me, the big, hideous, dateless monster. (to a passing student) What? Yeah, that's right, I have no life, c'mon, nothin' to see here, pal, move it along!
XANDER: You're acting a little overly, aren't you? I mean, you could have any guy in school.
BUFFY: He's not any guy. He's more... Oweny.
XANDER: Sure, he's got a certain Owenosity, but that's not hard to find. I mean, a lotta guys read. I can read.

~~Never Kill a Boy on the First Date~~



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