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waddiwasiwitch ([personal profile] waddiwasiwitch) wrote in [community profile] su_herald2016-09-18 12:06 am

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter (Saturday September 17th 2016)

Xander: You girls need a lift?
Buffy: What is this?
Xander: What do you mean, what is it? (gestures around himself) It's my *thing*.
Willow: Your thing?
Xander: (emphatically) My *thing*!
Buffy: (frowns uncertainly) Is this a penis metaphor?
Xander: (sighs heavily) It's my thing that makes me cool. You know, that makes me unique. (sees their blank looks) I'm Car Guy. Guy with the car.
Willow: How can you afford it?
Xander: Uncle Roary stacked up the DUIs, let me rent this bad boy till he's mobile again. (turns off the radio)
Buffy: (tries to smile) Well, i-it's nice.
Xander: Could you sound a little less enthused?
Buffy: Sorry.
Willow: Evil.
Xander: Big?
Buffy: Biggest. Maybe more than I can handle.
Xander: (pulls off his shades) Then we'll handle it together. You know I'm here for you. Just tell me what I can do.
~~The Zeppo~~

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