I never ask for Gloss' brain cause you know...I have one of my own already. :P

Hee! Well, I have a brain too, but hers can like, put words in really good order. Which mine cannot. I hear that people can learn to do this, but I'm lazy and prefer to buy things already assembled.

Okay, is this better?

Dear Glossing,

Our love is star-crossed. You live in Canada, and I live in California. Also, I am a dork and you are not. This makes me very sad, and since I'm off my medication, it also makes me want to kidnap you in order to right this wrong that the universe has dealt us both, even if you are unaware of it. We'll totally bring your girlfriend, as I don't want you to be unhappy.

Lovingly yours forever omg,

Your future kidnapper.

See, I'm even nice in that one. But it's still kinda creepy without a sig.