Weekend Roundup: Oct. 31st & Nov. 1st,TOMORROW IS ELECTION DAY AMERICANS IN CASE YOU LIVE IN A HOLE!

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[Note]
x. Hi. I just wanted to bring up the happy happy news that su_herald has reached 201 readers. That's more readers than the old journal. I'd like to thank all those that have pimped this journal, helped out, and encouraged all the editors here.
We have a lot of fun and joy bringing you guys these entries 6 days a week.

[Fic]
x. 'Devon and the Pompatus of Love' by tesla321 (Devon/Oz/Angel)
x. 'Swallowing Razor Blades' by inlovewithnight
x. 'Holding The Baby' by kindkit
x. 'The Healing Touch' Part 1 by spikess (Spike/Xander)
x. '“...it's less dangerous”: Five Covers the Dingoes Never Played at that LA Gig' by glossing x. 'Abeyance' by witling

[Ficathons]
x. Spike/Dawn masterlist

[RPGs]
x. secretary_rpg:Chapter 264,265 and 266
x. reality_bends:new thread
x. fallen_watchers:new thread

[Icons]
x. 13 BtVS by truly_tazi

[Graphics]
x. B/A wallpaper by fortunateizzi

[Recs]
x. Misc. recs from trkkr47 (Giles heavy)
x. Lots o' recs from crazydiamondsue (Spander heavy)

[Meme]
x. In all (or some) of the pairings you write and/or read, which one person would you actually choose to have a relationship with, if you had to choose one of them? (And only one, no threesomes)

[Essay]
x. On Angel Episode 'Underneath'

[News]
x. JM and DB on MTV's TRL (Clip download)
x. Angel season 5 DVD information.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

Dude, I sign them because... okay, look at how creepy this is.

Dear Glossing,

I want to have your babies. Barring that possibility, I'd very much like it if you'd send me your brain when you're done with it. I wish to clone you, but if that turns out to be unviable, I'll settle for hooking up your brain to a machine that's hooked up to a word processor.

signed, A Friend

See, it's fine until you get to the end of it, where it's not signed. I mean, what's she supposed to think? Not that I'm saying that yours are creepy because they're not signed, but mine turn out all funny and weird without a signature.

[spuzz.livejournal.com]

Wow, that is very....sweet. I guess I can leave mine anonymous because I never ask for Gloss' brain cause you know...I have one of my own already. :P

See?

Dear Glossing,

I think you are swell and would like to run away with you. Don't be afraid, I don't want your brain.

Love (forever),

A friend. (but really, we're much closer than that aren't we?)


Also lol

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

I never ask for Gloss' brain cause you know...I have one of my own already. :P

Hee! Well, I have a brain too, but hers can like, put words in really good order. Which mine cannot. I hear that people can learn to do this, but I'm lazy and prefer to buy things already assembled.

Okay, is this better?

Dear Glossing,

Our love is star-crossed. You live in Canada, and I live in California. Also, I am a dork and you are not. This makes me very sad, and since I'm off my medication, it also makes me want to kidnap you in order to right this wrong that the universe has dealt us both, even if you are unaware of it. We'll totally bring your girlfriend, as I don't want you to be unhappy.

Lovingly yours forever omg,

Your future kidnapper.

See, I'm even nice in that one. But it's still kinda creepy without a sig.

[spuzz.livejournal.com]

as I don't want you to be unhappy.

Awww, see your off on the right foot there. But then...

Lovingly yours forever omg,

Your future kidnapper.

I think the use of the word 'kidnapper' is where you go wrong there. Perhaps 'grabber', or 'a person who nicely takes you away' etc etc... might help eliminate panic.

Or maybe you should just sign it. Not that I'm admitting I was wrong...cause that's never happened before!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

Ooh, this is some good advice. Or maybe I could say, "person who is willing to buy as much choroform as it takes, such is my committment to you". Or, uh, maybe I should just sign it.