Wednesday, September 3, 2008

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From A New Strategy by deird1.


[Ficlets and Drabbles]
x.Scarlet Folds of Heaven by gabrielleabelle, Andrew/Spike, R.
x.Kate/Faith drabble by margarks, Ats, PG/FRT.
x.Resting Place by killerweasel, Ats/Dr. Horrible, Lindsey McDonald, Captain Hammer, PG-13/FRT.
x.Truth or Dare by ozma914, Buffybot, Tara, Dana, PG/FRT.
x.Want, Take, Have Kind Of Girl by angelus2hot, Faith.


[Fic Updates]
x.Crazy Madcap Redemption 15 by hello_spikey, Drusilla/Spike, NC-17/FRM.
x.Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, from 'The Very Secret Diaries...on the Hellmouth' by visualthinker11 and shah_of_blah, Wesley, PG-13.
x.Closure 18/24 by eowyn_315, Spike/Buffy, NC-17/FRM.
x.Beginnings 3/10 by snowpuppies, Xander/Angel, PG-13/FRT.
x.Lazarus Chapter 17 by ash_carpenter, Lindsey/Angel/Spike, NC-17/FRM.
x.Willow's Promise Chapter 18 by CaughtNTheQuiet, Willow/Tara. *outside link*
x."Not My Beautiful Sequel", a Buffy/Spike sequel to "Not My Beautiful House" by herself_nyc can be read at the herself_nyc_fic community.


[Icons/Graphics/Vids]
x.65 Btvs icons by freyja_or_woe.
x.Gorgeous Buffyverse illustrations from the French magazine 'Arthelius', posted by buffy_the_vamp6.
x.Fanmix:Oz: The Wolf Within, gathered by trepkos.
x.65 Ats icons by ataventure.
x.Btvs animated mood theme by storyfootprints.
x.Fanart: Friendship wallpapers by angelus2hot, Buffy/Faith, Angel/Gunn, Lorne/Angel.
x.5 Btvs friendship icons by divadea.


[Writing/Discussion/Recs]
x.beccers4469 asks Should Buffy be bitchy and selfish or nice and amiable? and what would like to read more?
x.Origin Stories From a Sometime Slasher by poisontaster, posted in reply to a question from KA Mitchell's blog post Of the Birds and the Boys. *outside link*
x.Fic recs for summer 2008 by moscow_watcher.


[Communities]
x.Voting is open at the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards until Friday, September 5th. *outside link*
x.dustandroses announces the sign-ups for this year's spook_me Multi-Fandom Halloween Ficathon. All fandoms are welcome. Stories can be Gen, Het or Slash. All ratings are accepted.
x.Drabble prompts this month at still_grrr is 'Seven Deadly September'. You can vote for the top three sins to be used for prompts here.


[News/Discussion/More]
x.From EW.com: 17 Pop Culture Questions for David Boreanaz. *outside link*
x.20th Century Fox and The Multiverse Network announced today that they are working on a Buffy the Vampire Slayer MMO RPG game. *outside link*
x.Don't forget tonight's two hour season premiere of Bones. *outside link*

Buffy: Hi, it's Buffy. Um, I hope this is your machine, there, there wasn't a message. Anyway, um, about coffee. I, um ... I just ... I don't think this is the best time for me to be ... drinking...coffee. Um, I'm sorry. And, um, bye.
Glory: What the hell?
Jinx: If I may, your inconceivableness, it sounds to these humble ears like our Ben tried to make a date with the Slayer.
Glory: A date with the Slayer? No. No. No, no, no. He is planning something, he's working against me. (pouts) She turned us down?

From the episode "I Was Made To Love You".

Happy Birthday, Clare Kramer!