Jul. 27th, 2013

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CORDELIA: There are some ugly critters in here. Someone ought to create an intra-demon dating base. You know, like archfiend.org, where the lonely and the slimy connect. I was just joking Mr. Grouchy Pants. When was the last time you had a dating base?
WESLEY: For your information – I lead a rich and varied social life.
CORDELIA: Oh, I know. Every night it’s Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out girls, this one can’t be tamed!
WESLEY: I’ll admit it may not be as intoxicating as a life erected on high fashion pumps and a push-up bra.
CORDELIA: Hey, if anyone is wearing a push-up bra around here it’s (Sees Angel coming in) - Angel.
ANGEL: Did you two need to see a counselor?
CORDELIA: No, I’m way too single entendre - to benefit from therapy!

~~The Ring~~


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CORDELIA: There are some ugly critters in here. Someone ought to create an intra-demon dating base. You know, like archfiend.org, where the lonely and the slimy connect. I was just joking Mr. Grouchy Pants. When was the last time you had a dating base?
WESLEY: For your information – I lead a rich and varied social life.
CORDELIA: Oh, I know. Every night it’s Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out girls, this one can’t be tamed!
WESLEY: I’ll admit it may not be as intoxicating as a life erected on high fashion pumps and a push-up bra.
CORDELIA: Hey, if anyone is wearing a push-up bra around here it’s (Sees Angel coming in) - Angel.
ANGEL: Did you two need to see a counselor?
CORDELIA: No, I’m way too single entendre - to benefit from therapy!

~~The Ring~~


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(Giles' apartment)
WILLOW: (a tad frustrated) It's still encrypted.
TARA: (to Buffy) Well, Willow's working really hard on it.
BUFFY: Okay, well, how long before you . . un-crypt it?
WILLOW: Hours. Days maybe. Anyone suggesting months would not be accused of crazy talk.
(Giles is in the kitchen pouring himself a drink and more inebriated than ever.)
GILES: What ever happened to Latin? At least when that made no sense, the church approved.

~~The Yoko Factor~~





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(Giles' apartment)
WILLOW: (a tad frustrated) It's still encrypted.
TARA: (to Buffy) Well, Willow's working really hard on it.
BUFFY: Okay, well, how long before you . . un-crypt it?
WILLOW: Hours. Days maybe. Anyone suggesting months would not be accused of crazy talk.
(Giles is in the kitchen pouring himself a drink and more inebriated than ever.)
GILES: What ever happened to Latin? At least when that made no sense, the church approved.

~~The Yoko Factor~~





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