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BUFFY: Don't take this the wrong way but...

(She socks him in the nose.)

SPIKE: Ow!

BUFFY: What are you doing here?

(Spike appears to be about to launch into some convoluted explanation. Buffy cuts him off.)

BUFFY: Five words or less.

(Spike, irritated, counts the words on his fingers.)

SPIKE: Out... for... a... walk... bitch.

BUFFY: Out for a walk at night by my house. No one has time for this, William.

SPIKE: On your merry way, then. You know, contrary to one's self-involved world-view, your house happens to be directly between parts... and other parts of this town. And I would pass by in the day but I feel I'm outgrowing my whole "burst into flame" phase.

BUFFY: Fine. Keep going, I cut you a break.

(She goes to move on, but Spike's not ready for that yet)

SPIKE: Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess... you won't kill me? Wooo... the whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. How stunningly original. You know, I'm just passing through. Satisfied? You know, I really hope so because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and... and you have stupid hair.

~~No Place Like Home~~





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BUFFY: Don't take this the wrong way but...

(She socks him in the nose.)

SPIKE: Ow!

BUFFY: What are you doing here?

(Spike appears to be about to launch into some convoluted explanation. Buffy cuts him off.)

BUFFY: Five words or less.

(Spike, irritated, counts the words on his fingers.)

SPIKE: Out... for... a... walk... bitch.

BUFFY: Out for a walk at night by my house. No one has time for this, William.

SPIKE: On your merry way, then. You know, contrary to one's self-involved world-view, your house happens to be directly between parts... and other parts of this town. And I would pass by in the day but I feel I'm outgrowing my whole "burst into flame" phase.

BUFFY: Fine. Keep going, I cut you a break.

(She goes to move on, but Spike's not ready for that yet)

SPIKE: Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess... you won't kill me? Wooo... the whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. How stunningly original. You know, I'm just passing through. Satisfied? You know, I really hope so because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and... and you have stupid hair.

~~No Place Like Home~~





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