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Murk: We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker.
GLORY: It is not Bob barker, you scabby morons! The key is new to this world and Bob Barker is as old as grit. The vampire is lying to me.
SPIKE: (laughs) Yeah. But it was fun. And guess what, bitch? I'm not telling you jack. You're never gonna get your sodding key. 'Cause you might be strong, but in our world, you're an idiot.
GLORY: I'm a god.
SPIKE: The god of what, bad home perms?
GLORY: Shut up! I command you shut up!
SPIKE: Yeah, okay, sorry but I just had no idea that gods were such prancing lightweights. Mark my words, the Slayer is going to kick your skanky lopsided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap whorish fashion victim ex-god like you.
(she hits him so hard he flies out of the apartment. He scambles unsteadily to his feet to make a break for it.)
SPIKE: (to himself) Good plan, Spike!
GLORY: (to Minions) Bring him back!
~~Intervention~~
[Drabbles]
- Missed Chances by
pickamix Willow/Angel. G.
- Dream/Dreamless by
velvetwhip Angel. FRC/G
[Short Fiction]
- Angels, instead by
brutti_ma_buoni Spike/Buffy. PG
- Gate 12 by
baudown Spike/Xander, PG-13.
- Merry Christmas, Baby, I’m coming home... by
slaymesoftly Spike/Buffy. (Comics compliant) PG.
- Cosmic Joke (The "Burden of Responsibility" remix) by
comlodge Xander AU. M.
- Bordertown by
velvetwhip Spike/Xander. PG13.
- Stranger than Fiction by
dustandroses Spike, PG13.
- Little Marshmallows And A Warm Cup (Like A Stone—Joyce's Remix) by
eilandesq Joyce, Spike. T.
- A Thousand Years by
FlailingZombie Spike. General audience.
- On The Day After Xmas ,My True Love Gave To Me... by
Laure Alexander (ladyoneill) Drusilla/Spike. Teen and up.
- Journey of Faith by
Stoner_Guru Faith Lehane/Jean Barolay. Teen and up. Crossover with BSG.
- Look What Just Walked Through the Door by
angelskuuipo Angel, Willow. General audiences.
- Can I Come? by
nausicaa_of_phaeacia Giles & Faith. General audiences.
[Chaptered Fiction Updates]
- A Sire's Love Book 2 part 11 by
theladymerlin Angel/Spike, Drusilla/Sam. NC17
- PORTMANTEAU a new chapter in Matchmaker,Matchmaker by
naughty-fae Spike/Xander. NC17.
- Easy Left Me a Long Time Ago, Part 4 of Second Childhood by
enigmaticblue Ensemble. Teen and up.
[Images & Videos]
- A very Spikey Holiday card... by
comlodge
- Spike gif shared by
sueworld2003
- Spike and Willow by
comlodge
- Spike Fanlove by
comlodge "PG for Pretty Guy".
[Community Announcements]
- More doors open at
sb_fag_ends Advent Calendar of prompts.
- Noel of Spike opens for business tomorrow.. (or today in some places.) at
noel-of-spike
[Fandom Discussion]
[Articles, Interviews & Other News]
- Reading Joss Whedon - an academic book to be published in Spring 2014, a mere $59.95.
- Natasha Lyonne As Buffy? 'Orange Is The New Black' Star May Have Passed On Iconic Role
- Joss Whedon is in The Verge top 50, a list of "people in our world right now who are the prime movers".