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Xander: You girls need a lift?
Buffy: What is this?
Xander: What do you mean, what is it? (gestures around himself) It's my *thing*.
Willow: Your thing?
Xander: (emphatically) My *thing*!
Buffy: (frowns uncertainly) Is this a penis metaphor?
Xander: (sighs heavily) It's my thing that makes me cool. You know, that makes me unique. (sees their blank looks) I'm Car Guy. Guy with the car.
Willow: How can you afford it?
Xander: Uncle Roary stacked up the DUIs, let me rent this bad boy till he's mobile again. (turns off the radio)
Buffy: (tries to smile) Well, i-it's nice.
Xander: Could you sound a little less enthused?
Buffy: Sorry.
Willow: Evil.
Xander: Big?
Buffy: Biggest. Maybe more than I can handle.
Xander: (pulls off his shades) Then we'll handle it together. You know I'm here for you. Just tell me what I can do.
~~The Zeppo~~
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Buffy: What is this?
Xander: What do you mean, what is it? (gestures around himself) It's my *thing*.
Willow: Your thing?
Xander: (emphatically) My *thing*!
Buffy: (frowns uncertainly) Is this a penis metaphor?
Xander: (sighs heavily) It's my thing that makes me cool. You know, that makes me unique. (sees their blank looks) I'm Car Guy. Guy with the car.
Willow: How can you afford it?
Xander: Uncle Roary stacked up the DUIs, let me rent this bad boy till he's mobile again. (turns off the radio)
Buffy: (tries to smile) Well, i-it's nice.
Xander: Could you sound a little less enthused?
Buffy: Sorry.
Willow: Evil.
Xander: Big?
Buffy: Biggest. Maybe more than I can handle.
Xander: (pulls off his shades) Then we'll handle it together. You know I'm here for you. Just tell me what I can do.
~~The Zeppo~~
[Drabbles & Short Fiction]
- we're both settled nighttime creatures (shadow creatures) (Buffy/Spike, Teen and Up) by katana_fleet
- Love In The West (Tara/Willow, Mature) by TaglarianMythicRites
- Always On My Mind (Tara/Spike, Teen and Up) by angelus2hot
- Pen Pals (Crossover with Charmed, Xander, General Audiences) by slashluvr2998
- What's In A Name (Spike, Anne, K) by The madness in me
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- I Would Still Have Loved You (CHAPTER 22) (Buffy/Spike, Unrated) by slaymesoftly
- Falling (CHAPTER 5) (Tara/Willow, Explicit) by TaglarianMythicRites
- The Chosen Two (CHAPTER 5) (Faith/Buffy, Explicit) by Aeolus
- Further Adventures of the Sunnydale Ranger (CHAPTER 33) (Willow, Teen) by fmfan1980
- Where They Went From There (CHAPTER 3) (Ensemble, Teen) by Nadie2
- Forgotten Conscience (CHAPTER 104) (Willow/Tara, Faith/Buffy, Mature) by Forgotten Conscience
- 13 Years Later (CHAPTER 9) (Buffy/Spike, Mature) by ShadowXMoonlight
- Key Change (CHAPTER 4) (Dawn, Giles,Willow, K+) by Isica
- The End Has Come (CHAPTER 3) (Ensemble, Teen) by fmfan1980
- One Step Away (CHAPTER 2) (Buffy/Spike, Teen) by flootazut
- She is the Sunlight (CHAPTER 3) (Buffy/Spike, Mature) by AGriffinWriter
- Shadow and Flame (CHAPTER 7) (Buffy, Dawn, Tara, Willow, Teen) by FivebyFive89
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