su_herald | Thursday September 27 2012 (Reply)

BUFFY: Giles!
GILES: (startled) Gaah!
BUFFY: (cautiously) Don't move. Okay. Giles, y-you have to listen to me very carefully. I'm not Faith.
GILES: Really?
BUFFY: Really.
GILES: 'Cause the resemblance is striking.
BUFFY: I know. Giles, you just have to-- Stop inching! You were inching!
GILES: Look, I-I know what you're going to say, and-and, uh--
BUFFY: I'm Buffy.
GILES: (a beat) All right, I didn't know what you were going to say. But that doesn't make you any less crazy.
BUFFY: Faith switched. I mean, she had some device. She switched our bodies. Giles, I swear. It's me.
GILES: W--um, if-if you are Buffy, then, uh, then you'll let me tie you up, w-without killing me. Until we find out whether you're telling the truth.
BUFFY: Giles, Faith has taken my body, and for all I know, she's taken it to Mexico by now. I-I don't have time for bondage fun. Ask me a question. Ask me anything.
GILES: Who's president?
BUFFY: We're checking for Buffy, not a concussion.
GILES: Oh, yes. Right. Um--
BUFFY: This is-- Giles, you turned into a demon and I knew it was you! I mean, can't you just look in my eyes and be all . . intuitive?
GILES: (pointedly) How did I turn into a demon?
BUFFY: Oh! 'Cause, uh, Ethan Rayne. And-and you have a girlfriend named Olivia. And you haven't had a job since we blew up the school --which is valid, lifestyle wise. I mean, it's not like you're a slacker type, but . . . Oh, oh! When I had psychic power, I heard my mom think that you were like a stevedore during sex. Wh--? Do you want me to continue?
GILES: Actually, I beg you to stop.
BUFFY: What's a stevedore?
GILES: Alright, let's-- um, I need you to explain everything.
BUFFY: And I will, after we get Faith.

~~ Who Are You? ~~

[Drabbles]

Clipped by Shadow the Silly (Sitara).Xander,Willow. G.
Two DrabblesCourting Sin! Verse by leni-ba.Buffy,Cordelia, Charles Gunn,Alonna Gunn. PG.
Not Tonight, or Today, or Any Other by orlidepp.Faith/Elvira. NC-17. Crossover with Elvira: Mistress of the Dark.

[Short Fiction]

Other Withered Stumps of Time by cloverhand. Fred. PG.
Love by Alberto27. Buffy/Faith. PG-13.
The End by Candifornia. Scoobies. G.
The Prize byphantisma. Angelus, Spike, Vamp!Willow ,Faith. NC-17.
A Helping Hand bykerrykhat. Faith,Ellen Harvelle. PG. Crossover with Supernatural.
All Souls Day by forsaken2003. Spike/Xander. PG-13.
Look Into Your Heart by angelus2hot. Riley/Willow. PG-13.

[Chaptered Fiction Updates]

A Collection of Unfixed Points Chapter 1 bycloverhand.Ensemble Cast. PG-13.
A Soul Bared Chapter 1 by gilescandy.Giles/OFC, Scoobies. PG-13.

Wayward Souls Chapter 16 by naughtynyx88. Buffy/Spike. PG-13.

Beware Chapter 2 by Shadow the Silly (Sitara). Xander,Willow. PG.

Shower Interruptus Chapter 1 Chapter 2 by PaganBaby.Spike,Buffy,Andrew,Rona,Willow. NC-17.

Everybody Wants You Chapter 6 by PaganBaby.Spike/Scoobies. NC-17..