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BUFFY: It's my first week actually talking to the kids. What if their problems are all weird and tricky?
XANDER: I think you underestimate your familiarity with the world of weird and tricky. This job's perfect for you.
BUFFY: Check out perfect me. Taking my sister on an educational outing to the...?
DAWN: Dead body.
XANDER: I don't know. Amateur opinion here, but she looks dead. I mean like natural causes dead.
BUFFY: The paper said she had unusual cuts and contusions on her neck.
XANDER: Maybe she cut herself shaving and then died naturally of embarrassment.

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