(There's a knock at the door. Buffy goes to answer it and Spike is standing there, cowering below a smoking blanket.)
SPIKE: Help me.
(Buffy shoves him back and he goes tumbling.)
SPIKE: Ohh! What part of "help me" do you not understand?
BUFFY: The part where I help you.
SPIKE: Come on, I'm parboiling out here.
BUFFY: Want me to help make it quicker?
SPIKE: Invite me in.
GILES: No. It's fairly unlikely.
SPIKE: Oh, damn it! look, I'm safe. I can't bite anyone. Willow, tell' em what I did.
WILLOW: You said you were gonna kill me, then Buffy.
SPIKE: Yes, bad, but let's skip that part and get to the part where I couldn't bite you.
WILLOW: It's true. He had trouble performing.
SPIKE: Yeah, well, it looks like they've done me for good. Um...
BUFFY: What are you saying?
SPIKE: I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore. I can't bite anything. I can't even hit people.
BUFFY: So you haven't murdered anybody lately? Let's be best pals.
SPIKE: I've got information. About the soldier boys you were fighting. Got the inside scoop. Come on, what have you got to be afraid of?
[Drabbles & Short Fiction]
[Chaptered Fiction]
[Images, Audio & Video]
[Reviews & Recaps]
[Fandom Discussions]
SPIKE: Help me.
(Buffy shoves him back and he goes tumbling.)
SPIKE: Ohh! What part of "help me" do you not understand?
BUFFY: The part where I help you.
SPIKE: Come on, I'm parboiling out here.
BUFFY: Want me to help make it quicker?
SPIKE: Invite me in.
GILES: No. It's fairly unlikely.
SPIKE: Oh, damn it! look, I'm safe. I can't bite anyone. Willow, tell' em what I did.
WILLOW: You said you were gonna kill me, then Buffy.
SPIKE: Yes, bad, but let's skip that part and get to the part where I couldn't bite you.
WILLOW: It's true. He had trouble performing.
SPIKE: Yeah, well, it looks like they've done me for good. Um...
BUFFY: What are you saying?
SPIKE: I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore. I can't bite anything. I can't even hit people.
BUFFY: So you haven't murdered anybody lately? Let's be best pals.
SPIKE: I've got information. About the soldier boys you were fighting. Got the inside scoop. Come on, what have you got to be afraid of?
~~Pangs (Season 4)~~
[Drabbles & Short Fiction]

- Room For Hope (Buffy/Angel, T) by badly_knitted

- Again (Angelus, Spike, Drusilla, unrated, Black Butler xover) by novembermond
- Spiralling (Rupert Giles/Buffy Summers, M) by froxyn
- The 1st (3rd) Time She Died (Buffy/Spike, M) by FailureOfAWriter
- Rest Easy (Buffy/Giles, T) by Nooty
- Midnight Descends (Spike/Drusilla, M) by Jim_Wicked

- Everybody Needs a Hobby (Spike/Reader, T) by winifredsandersonsbitch
- Untitled (Faith, Willow, unrated) by wombathos
[Chaptered Fiction]

- Walker of Night Part 9 (Spike/Xander, T) by madimpossibledreamer

- Let the Wrong One In Ch. 1-28 (COMPLETE) (Ensemble, OC, M) by

- '...Nothing's As Good!' Ch. 3 (Ensemble, T, MCU xover) by Marcus L. Rowland
- On the back of the turtle Ch. 10 (Xander, DCU xover) by dogbertcarroll
- Xander DxD Ch. 6 (Xander, E, multiple xovers) by ScottWanderer
- A Life Given—A Life Lived Ch. 3 (Ensemble, G, MCU xover) by lateVMlover

- Sunnydale Centurion Chapter Twenty-Eight - Loss and Chapter Twenty-Nine - Hospital (Ensemble, unrated, Doctor Who xover) by singledarkshade

- Spiking the Pot, Chapter 3 (Buffy/Spike, T) by Baphrosia
- Sleeping Arrangements, Chapter 6 (Buffy/Spike, T) by ChryshCn
- Fool me Once, Chapter 6 (Buffy/Spike, E) by Miss Marisol
- Always Been Bad , Chapter 14 (Buffy/Spike, E) by DarkEternity96
- Sweet El Paso, Texas, Chapter 12 (Buffy/Spike, M) by rkm
- The U in Robot, Chapter 6 (Buffy/Spike, E) by Girlytek
- Civilized monster, Chapter 24 (Buffy/Spike, E) by Axell
- Death Wish, Chapter 6 (Buffy/Spike, E) by Sigyn
- Beneath the Surface, Chapter 4 (Buffy/Spike, E) by The Danish Bird [NC-17]
- These Violent Delights, Chapter 5 (Buffy/Spike, E) by Touchstoneaf
- More Grimm Tails, Chapter 1 (Buffy/Spike, M) by Twinkles
- Distant thunder, Chapter 2 (Buffy/Spike, E) by Axell
- Something For Me, Chapter 12 (Buffy/Spike, E) by Dorians Kitten
- It Must Be Tuesday, Chapter 2 (Buffy/Spike, M) by Safire
- The Slayer Within: Birthrights, Chapter 3 (Buffy/Spike, E) by dw7thdoctor
- Best Served Cold, Chapter 4 (Buffy/Spike, E) by Loup Noir
- The Bet, Chapter 6 (Buffy/Spike, M) by EllieRose101
[Images, Audio & Video]

- Artwork:Choices Episode Poster by swallowedshark

- Artwork:Spike & GIles by skepticalfrog
- Artwork:I’m Down With the New Music (Giles) by SarahSilva
- Artwork:Willow by zitis-art-corner
- Artwork:Jenny and Faith by artsying-ifer
- Artwork:Buffy by gianelson
- Artwork:High School Scoobies by dead-still-pretty
- Cosplay:Dark Willow by keketar
- Icons: Dawn Summers Icons by tarasmaclays
- Manip:Seeing Red Tillow Collage by josh-ultraviolence

- Manip:Death Wish - Ravens (Willow) by NMCIL
- Manip:AmazonSpikeCalendar by NMCIL
- Manip:BtVS Banners by Derek Hale

- Video: trust | spike & frankie by Pinkly
[Reviews & Recaps]

- PODCAST: Episode 53 - Seeing Red / Villains (feat. Elizabeth Rambo) by Conversations With Dead People
- PODCAST: S2E16 Epiphany by Angel On Top
- PODCAST: S6 E02 "Bargaining: Part 2" by Buffy Virgin
- PODCAST: 5.16.02: More on The Body with Kristine Sutherland and Brittany Ashley by Buffering the Vampire Slayer
- PODCAST: 067 - The Sacrifice of the Three (S04E11) by Buffy Boys
- PUBLICATION: Rewatching Angel – Episode 71 by Confusing Middle
- PUBLICATION: Elizabeth's review of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Season 10, Volume 4) by Elizabeth
[Fandom Discussions]

- May's Fandom Alphabet - E by sparrow2000
- May's Fandom Alphabet - F by sparrow2000

- The Ao3 Stats Meme... by shadowkat

- How I would make Spike the Big bad of season 4 by dalekofchaos
- Not a big fan of Angelus but there was an asofterworld quote that made me think of him by we-pay-for-everything
- I'm planning to start reading the btvs comics, however I'm particularly interested in ones featuring Faith. by buffythecomicslayer
- anyone wanna manually point me in the direction of some spuffy soulmate aus? by thecherryblossompie
- do you like the scoobies? by aryasansa
- Forget Beer Bad and that weird sex episode shit. Inca Mummy Girl is the worst by blackkismet

- Hot Topic: If Dawn had been on the show since episode 1? by Multiple Authors
- Debate: what actually happened with Spuffy relationship by Lill3Letrange
- Do Demons Really Hate Vampires? by burrunjor
- Does anyone like the idea of Spike with someone other than Buffy/Dru? by Nix
- Discussion of Buffy the Vampire Slayer #15 - Released 5/6/20 (Boom! Studios) by Multiple Authors

- Me & Nick Brendon @ Big Apple Comic Con (2018) by Amanda_J_May
- Help, I think I've been 3 hours trying to decide what comics to read and in which order by JulixgMC
- Man.. "alternate reality" Willow is really freaking hot. by Savy_Spaceman
- Glory v Illyria? Thoughts? by DressageDiva2You
- Not to start a fandom war, But Spuffy or Bangel? by tea-drama-shade
- Who is Spike talking about when he says to Angel: “I probably should've dusted you. But honestly..." by omgtehvampire
- How would Buffy deal with Dawn dating a vampire? by shonenhikada
- Loved her! I really wish we had seen Gwen in S5! by DressageDiva2You
- Captain Hook (OUAT) vs Spike (who is obviously superior) by tea-drama-shade
- Why didn't Spike...*spoiler* by angeleyes2006
- Anyone else really wish Giles had Jenny to dance with at the end of The Prom? by St-Kiki
- Inca Mummy girl by jadestone616
- Could Buffy love Spike if he did rape her? by shonenhikada
- Rewatching BtVS and AtS for the first time in YEARS by nondenomifan
- Cautionary Tale... by nondenomifan
- I'm watching What's My Line, Part 1 (s2e9) and I noticed that Buffy's outfit looks very similar by curryrye
- Halfway through season 6(again), how many times does the scooby gang need to read all the books? by moonshine_radillac
- Questions about the Buffy Boom comics?(spoilers for comics) by redskinsguy
- TEAM JONATHAN! by altruismandme
- If Angel nuts in his sleep, does he lose his soul? by Savy_Spaceman
- Is it possible to not like this show? by Grr_in_girl
- About 17 years since I first watched it... by Bigpinkbackboob
- I just finished the show for the first time. It was awesome and I wish I could do it again. by tns46
- [Serious] Let's talk Dru. Can anyone explain to me why she's my favorite character on the show? by BrilliantEconomist2
- Is the first evil restricted by age when it comes to looking like someone? by shonenhikada
- Cordelia and the Scooby Gang by theboyaintright92
- Anne by CallieTheCommie
- Why are there no male Slayers? by Teenageboy18

- Fic called the crypt by little__turtle
- Grief, Depression, and the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Musical by Jill Watson

- PUBLICATION: Big First Appearance You Can't Miss in Buffy The Vampire Slayer #14 by Bleeding Cool News