(Cut to the campus at night. You see a girl running away from a man. They reach a secluded area. We see that is Buffy and a vampire.)
BUFFY: Thanks for the relocate. I perform better without an audience. You were thinking, what, a little helpless coed before bed? You know very well, you eat this late... (She stakes him.) You're gonna get heartburn. Get it? Heartburn? That's it? That's all I get? One lame-ass vamp with no appreciation for my painstakingly thought-out puns. I don't think the forces of darkness are even trying. I mean, you could make a little effort here, you know? Give me something to work with.
Cut to Spike watching her from a distance.
SPIKE: Watch your mouth, little girl. You should know better than to tempt the fates that way. 'Cause the big bad is back, and this time, it's...
(Suddenly he's being electrocuted by commandos)
SPIKE: Urrgh! Aaaahhh!
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BUFFY: Thanks for the relocate. I perform better without an audience. You were thinking, what, a little helpless coed before bed? You know very well, you eat this late... (She stakes him.) You're gonna get heartburn. Get it? Heartburn? That's it? That's all I get? One lame-ass vamp with no appreciation for my painstakingly thought-out puns. I don't think the forces of darkness are even trying. I mean, you could make a little effort here, you know? Give me something to work with.
Cut to Spike watching her from a distance.
SPIKE: Watch your mouth, little girl. You should know better than to tempt the fates that way. 'Cause the big bad is back, and this time, it's...
(Suddenly he's being electrocuted by commandos)
SPIKE: Urrgh! Aaaahhh!
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[Drabbles & Short Fiction]
- Timing Is Everything (crossover with Thor, Buffy, Dawn, Willow, Loki, Suitable for people over 13) by Beriaearwen
- The Rescue (crossover with Black Panther, Buffy, FR-13) by mmooch
- Where In The World Was Clint Barton? - Option 31ish (crossover with Avengers, Buffy, Suitable for people over 13) by

- This Kind of Stupid (Buffy/Giles, M) by froxyn
- City of Dreams (crossover with The Windrose Chronicles, Buffy, G) by jedi_penguin
- Yours (Andrew, G) by yvochrali

- Fuffy co-stars AU (Faith/Buffy, not rated - worksafe) by sevens-evan
- Three’s a crowd (Spike/Reader, not rated) by prose-for-hire
- A rose between two thorns (Spike/Angel/Reader, not rated) by prose-for-hire

- Jason's friend (crossover with Power Rangers, Buffy, FR13) by Wild
[Chaptered Fiction]

- Watcher Loki, Chapter 1 (?) (crossover with MCU, FR-13) by mmooch
- Drift Away, Chapter 5 (crossover with The Walking Dead, Buffy, Gen / Teen) by 3am_moonlight (MirroredIllusions)
- Day 28 - Iced and Day 29 - Rings (crossover with Doctor Who, Stargate, and Buckaroo Bonzai, Joyce, FR-18) by acswatwst (acs)
- Immortal Kelvin Slayer, Part 24 (crossover with Star Trek, PG/FR13/K+) by hermione2be
- Hello Sisters, Chapter 7 (crossover with Charmed, Buffy, Gen / Teen) by 3am_moonlight (MirroredIllusions)

- And I Still Do, Chapter 12 (Spike/Buffy, NC-17) by slaymesoftly

- What Makes a Family?, Chapter 1-2 (Tara/Willow, not rated) by Bee_Gee
- Spatula Raisin series (Spike/OC, Giles/Buffy, Giles/Anya, Xander/Anya, T and M) by jedi_penguin. COMPLETE!
- Buffy's Pack, Chapter 1 (Xander/Buffy, E) by red_jacobson

- Living Legend, Chapter 2 (Dawn, Fred, Illyria, T) by tillowygoodness

- Detention (v.2), Chapter 20 (Spike/Buffy, Adult Only) by Frillyria
- Living Arrangements, Chapter 6 (Spike/Buffy, PG-13) by ChryshCn
- Promise Me, Chapter 20 (Spike/Buffy, PG-13) by Lucky_19
- Mosaic Broken Hearts, Chapter 24 (Spike/Buffy, NC-17) by kennedynoelle
- And I Still Do (Love You), Chapter 12 (Spike/Buffy, NC-17) by slaymesoftly
- Justice for Spike, Chapter 9 (Spike/Buffy, NC-17) by Ajmilone
- Souls Unbound, Chapter 8 (Spike/Buffy, Adult Only) by Touchstoneaf

- Facultatem Saeva, Capacity for Cruelty, Chapter 6 (crossover with Harry Potter, Xander/Snape, FR21) by lucidity
[Images, Audio & Video]

- Artwork: Relationship exploration for Otherverse Buffy and Cordelia (Buffy/Cordelia, probably worksafe) by professional-outsider
- Artwork: “You’re the one who SEES.” (Xander, worksafe) by girlinterrupted36

- Video: Pigeon (Jenny/Giles) by Fangirl In The Corner
- Video: Angel The Series - I Know The End by AuroraFae

- Crafting/photo: Finished stage 2 of buffys axe. (worksafe) by Inferno2727

- Artwork: Willow and Dark Willow (worksafe) by sanshodelaine
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- Re: For the ask game Buffy/Spike by takaraphoenix
- Looking at what’s coming up in the BOOM! comics by angelinthefire
- The Old Guard crossover headcanon by liliaeth
- thinking about my Jenny-is-a-vampire AU, specifically around “Dead Man’s Party” by angelinthefire
- Jenny’s-alive “Band Candy” headcanon by angelinthefire
- Kendra is such a badass and freaking adorable by teenageangsty
- headcanons for the reader finding spike alive in season 5 by council-of-readers
- Doyle and romance by prose-for-hire

- Why didn’t watcher council try making Giles become principal? by Benz and others

- Does anyone else feel like Xander has the same energy and mannerisms as Chandler from friends? hosted by lumpyspace_princess9
- Are there episodes you always skip on rewatching? by laughingdakini
- Wish we could have seen more of cousin Beth by goodboydeservesfudge
- Alternative relationships: which one would be your favorite? hosted by MarzipanBingo
- Season 7 Troubles by superb-shower
- Season 6- Why does no one help Buffy financially? by goodboydeservesfudge
- Should Angel have kept his Irish accent? by aRobot9000
- I totally get why people were upset about Tara dying and the way that it was set up. But what I don't get is why people think it's because of the "Bury Your Gays" trend by kindness_mischief
- When watching seasons 1-4 of Buffy do you ever think about what it would be like with Dawn there? by ragekage42069
- Most annoying character in each series by Willdon231
- Who could be your one-night stand? hosted by fanaticnotfanatic
- I wish we'd seen Sharon Ferguson (The First Slayer) appear as pre-Slayer Sineya to guide Buffy by What-The-Heaven
- I dont want a Buffy reboot/remake! But I do want RIPPER! by Mangy_DogUK and others
- “Where Do We Go From Here” is by far the most underrated song in Once More With Feeling. by LunchThreatener and others