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ANGEL: You're an idiot, Spike.
SPIKE: You think? Huh, because I'm not the one chained to the ceiling with hot pokers in my side.
ANGEL: You hired a vampire. What do you think he is going to do with the rings when he finds it, huh? Hand it over to you?
SPIKE: Good Lord, why didn't I think of...? Oh, half a mo', I did. I hired a guy who doesn't care about the ring, or anything else on God's green earth except taking blokes apart one piece at a time. It's called addiction, Angel. We all have them. I believe yours is named 'Slutty the vampire slayer.' (The music ends and Spike breathes a sigh of relief) Thank you. Speaking of little Buff, I ran into her recently. Your name didn't come up. Although she has been awful busy jumping the bones of the very first lunk-head who came along. Good-looking fellow. Used her shamelessly. She is *cute* when she is hurtin', isn't she?
ANGEL: I think she's cuter when she's kicking your ass.
(Marcus starts the LP over and Spike sighs.)
SPIKE: I think I will go get a bit of fresh air, leave you two kids to it. (Marcus sticks another hot poker through Angel's thigh, who lets out a short scream) Now THAT'S music.

~~In The Dark~~





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