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XANDER: Oh, no! Spike the place is worse then when I left! You didn't even fix the drip!
SPIKE: Don't turn around.
XANDER: Spike, what is it, what happened?
SPIKE: Don't look at me.
(Of course, Xander does. Spike is wearing knee-length shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. Xander starts to laugh.)
SPIKE: I shrunk them. Bleeding shirt, trousers. I hate this place.
XANDER: You know I'm not any happier about you wearing my stuff than you are.
SPIKE: Go out, get me some decent stuff, and I want more blood.
XANDER: No! You're not a guest.
SPIKE: You want me to tear this place apart, you bloody poof?
XANDER: That's it! I am way past due with you. I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty. You're nothing but a waste of space - my space! And as much as I always got a big laugh watching Buffy kick your shiny white bum, as much as I know I can give you a little bum-kicking myself right now, I'm here to tell you something. You're not even worth it. I'm out of here.

~~Doomed~~





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